THE GUARDIAN

NOTHING IS SOMETHING WHEN IT HAS A DEFINITION!

Talking about nothing. It’s actually harder than one may think, because when are you talking about nothing, even nothing has connotations... empty, boring, plain. So practically speaking ‘nothing’ isn’t actually nothing, is it? See I see you thinking, your scratching your wise old' heads, bums perched on seats gazing at this article in amazement - 'oh yeah' (true) you all chorus together.

                       - that is a variation of the term 'nothing'. Clever. You like? Of course you do! Here’s another nothing - ‘nothing’. The thing is, although nothing isn’t the answer to many things it is a powerful word and has many different language variations, for instance ‘unknown’ – this is crazy as the word means nothing, so why do you have variations of nothings? It beats me.